andy, the d.b.i. (4) lookalikes no more

You still owe us an explanation of what tore you two apart and how your career went downhill. Well, next we realized that we were offered jobs that seemed plain cruel - for instance we were supposed to have our pictures with girls who looked like Rebecca, the girl that Beckham is to have had an affair with. We were supposed to look angry with each other. But we figured, the Beckhams have been our living for seven years. Why would we want to them off by doing this?

But what do you do when you don't want to be lookalikes any more? Well, Camilla left her art course to be Posh in the first place. She's pretty to go back to art again, but right now she's working in a bar and looking her 4-year-old son. Myself, I have a new band, The Ryes, and we're doing quite well - and not because I look like someone else, but because people to like our music.

Does it feel different, being yourself? Not having to pretend you're someone else? it . It feels great. You know, after asked to not be myself for so many years, I feel like I have finally proved my worth. I mean, it's alarming when the sign of your best work is that people don't think you're there at all. By the way, you might be interested to know that I was in Bend It Like Beckham.

Really? You're in that movie? I could have sworn that was the man himself. Yes. That's sort of the . One lesson that I've learned is that it's hard enough to stay sane and together when you're actually Posh and Becks. , if I could go back in time, I think I might have chosen a different career. But I made this decision and I guess I'll have to live with the .