frozen shining

Rachel comes home from work. Joey is already in the apartment.
Rachel: Hey. Do you have any ice?
Joey: the freezer. If there's in there, then we're probably ice. So, are you just getting in from work? It's kind of late. Did you work late today?
Rachel: Yeah. I had the greatest day , I got to sit a meeting with the reps from Calvin Klein. How was your day?
Joey: I discovered I'm able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.

Rachel: Hmm. Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
Joey: Oh, I was reading it last night, and I scared so...
Rachel: But you're safe from it if you put it in the freezer?
Joey: Well, I'm safer than I would be if it were lying on the nightstand. I never start reading The Shining without sure there's plenty of room in the freezer.
Rachel: You mean you've read it more than once? How often do you read it?
Joey: in a while. Whenever I feel getting a little scared. Haven't you ever read the same book over and over again?

Rachel: Well, I guess I've read Little Women more than once. But that's a classic, what's so great about The Shining?
Joey: The question should be, what is not so great about The Shining. And the answer would be, nothing. This is like the scariest book . I bet it's way better than that classic of yours.
Rachel: We'll just see that. I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women.
Joey: All right, you it.